son-of-prongs:

re-reading your own writing

(via idrris)

fedoraampora:

if i ever have to write a history paper on hitler i am going to somehow include these two pictures

(via chelsea-the-cheezel)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via four-the-love-of-cake)

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

(via curlyhairedwelshdragon)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via curlyhairedwelshdragon)